Granted, but it is moldy.
Granted, but it is in the form of all counterfeit 100 dollar bills.
Granted, but now you're Nick LOL SUX
Granted, but you have to pay to open each one.
Granted, you are now an admin on Dogescape.
Granted, you are permanently wearing clown shoes and have a basketball on your back.
Granted. No buts, this is a pretty good wish
Granted, but your corruptions are permanently shit. This one already came true, sorry for being late.
Granted, you are fired and no one else will hire you
Granted, you get caught and reset to 1xp. @kaotic
Granted, the beer drowns u and u r dead
Granted, u now get herblore cheater rank