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Shit still sucks yo

Hello Everyone, With the announcement yesterday that Ely will be shutting down at the end of February, I thought I would make a quick or not so quick post remembering some of the best times that I have had on Ely as well as some of the people that I think went woefully unappreciated so I wanted to thank them individually. First off, I have been playing Matt servers for over the past decade and this is now the second one that I have been able to sink (haha) with the ship on the staff team. I think I might be the problem, but I digress. With that, @Matt your coding is some of the best work in any RSPS. I hope life is treating you well and getting away from the RSPS scene has worked out well. @Lation, it has been an honor shit posting and memeing for the past 6 years. Thank you for hosting a server that has allowed so many people to come together from all over the world and form our own little *special* community. Some of the people I have met on this server and Zarpor are some that I hope will continue to be friends with forever. @Xenith, your work on the server was incredible. Every little change made things feel fresh and new again. The server would have died way before this month if you did not step in and make some of the best changes that we ever had on the server. Thank you. love you kisses With Xenith, comes his two little minions who also created some wonderful things and were the glue to the community for the longest time. @Iso and @fm das. Your guys work went a little less in the limelight than Mr Marios, but it was nevertheless appreciated immensely by those that were playing. I wish some of the things you guys created would have seen the light of day, but it is what it is. @Kari, this server never gets to where it is without you in my honest opinion. The best staff member to do it. Just like Lation said, even sticking around as long as you have is wonderful. @Tycho and Josh, you guys are irrelevant on ely, but you still my day 1's love u Everyone else listed here have just done a lot for the server and are sick @nelly @Sonofares Pk @Gravity@declann99 ur a rat. I am writing this at work lol so definitely missing people that are deserving, but I love you all. Except Kyle Anyways, that is my sappy thank you's. Now for some of my favorite things. First and foremost, Ely has some of my favorite Runescape memories. Especially Cl Fp. I am not sure I ever had as much fun playing RS as I did playing that account. The dopamine rush of a drop followed immediately by the looming fp was so much fun. If you want to relive the adventure. The other account that was an absolute blast was Chunker. Following some of the RS youtuber trends lol. This was fun too. This one died out quicker, but was a blast. I also comped when no one thought I would, so get fucked idiots And the last things that I am proud of here is the Secret Santas. I think we had them running 3 or 4 years and they were so much fun everytime. I love giving stupid gifts so this was perfect. My gift to goofball @Iso was probably my favorite Lukes was pretty solid too though Anyways. It has been a fun half decade or so. Ely was great and it will be missed. Talk to you all later xoxo kisses hugs smooches Boats

UPDATE AGAIN My next chunk was to the south of the monastery. The only task in this chunk, is to make an amulet of glory because I now have access to the dwarven mines. It also unlocked something big for me- the rune pick. Going to Nurmofs store, I was able to buy this. With the 99 mining cape so close, this could be massive. For 80 craft, I am going to do a mixture of thieving from the gem stall to cut gems and blowing glass. 80 shouldn't take too long. Especially with the dragon stones from chest. I also need to get the amulet mould which is a drop from the barbarians in barb village Since I also need level 68 magic to enchant the glory, I used magic to get the mould drop. got the mould, I did also get the ring mould so I will be able to make rings in the future Going to go back to earth warriors for the final magic levels And that ends this chunk! Nest was the champions guild I unfortunately can not currently access that chunk because the agility shortcut does not work, so that one will have to wait Next was west of dwarven mine Nothing to complete here This allows me to enter the draynor manor, but I still cannot kill the killerwatts, so again- nothing to complete. However, this brings me extremely close to 99 farming cape with no patches but the bush patch that I can not access. So hopefully I get a herb or tree patch soon lol but, nothing to complete in this chunk, so I get to roll again And I rolled the chunk........ I do not have any way to get farming xp at the moment though, so this goes on the backlog until i unlock a patch. The only thing I need to do is get a black knife drop from ankous a week later lol Nothing to do here, so onto the next one. Fuck. With this, I now have a farm patch which means I need to get 99 farming. Rip. I can use the tree patch and bagged plants. Time to make a lot of money

First update. As I mentioned, I started off in edgeville. This chunk had some basic things to do. Starting with smithing. I needed to smelt a steel bar using superheat. I started off killing skeletons and zombies in the edgeville dungeon for the 1/50 drop at copper and tin. After getting a couple of them, I realized there is a mine in the dungeon lol, so then it was ezpz. I also had to buy quite a few things from the slayer master as they are the current "bis". After getting all the bis, I headed back to the surface and started to cut logs as I needed to cut a yew log, burn it and fletch into a yew longbow u. Made short work of that and was able to roll a new chunk. With my first roll, I got the barbarian village. The biggest thing here was to mine adamantite bar and smelt it. To do this, I mined coal at barb village and at the newly found mine in the edgeville dungeon. I also had to cut a diamond which I was able to get from the gem stall. Overall pretty short chunk... Which I can not say about the next one. My next roll was one I was not looking forward to at all, the monastery. This chunk required me to get 99 prayer. I spent a little while thinking over the best ways, kill hill giants for big bones, buy bat bones from summoning store, regular bones, or c keys for bones. I ended up mainly doing c keys for bones. I did mix in a little hill giants killing, but I ended up killing nearly 1000 earth warriors in the wilderness and about 500 catablepon in the stronghold of security as those were the two highest drop rates that I could find. I ended up opening ~200 crystal chests and getting enough dag bones and dragon bones to get the 99. I did use a POH which may have been a little cheating, but it was tedious enough to get the bones that I figured it was ok And with my newly acquired cape and monk robes (and a steel mace because apparently that is bis prayer weapon), I rolled my next chunk. So far, so good. Prayer was hard, but was still fun. Looking forward to what is next.

I do it for you, my fans. Thank you

Hello All, Cl Fp was my last snowflake account. It was a lot of fun, but got a little old with restarting all the time. So I thought to myself, what is another idea I can steal from a youtuber to make the game ultimately harder and more miserable? So let me introduce you to my new account- Chunker. I am stealing this one from Limpwurt, it is a chunk locked ironman. Meaning I need to complete "everything" in a chunk before I can move to the next. I will be starting in Edgeville and progressing around the map until I get to something that makes me quit probably. I am using the OSRS version of chunk picker because obviously we don't have one. See here for what I currently have unlocked: https://source-chunk.github.io/chunk-picker-v2/?kfsm Rules: Follow everything on the chunk picker that I can do I will NOT be doing any of the "custom" content ie not in osrs. For example, the summoning cape is not in edgeville, so I do not need to get that until I get to taverly where it "actually" is. No rerolls. I went with a default account because I want it to be hard to accomplish some things without spending months of doing it. I will be going for all drops that are my new bis, completed collection logs for bosses, anything new from shops, any NEW skilling item I can get. Thing's may change or they may not, the account might also die after a day, but I will update it here regardless lol It has been enjoyable if not a little cumbersome so far. I am excited to see where I get.

I am engineer. Shit sucks yo

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Merry christmas iso goofball headass

Names have been selected and discord pm's sent out. Please let me know if you have any problems or any troubles with getting your person a gift. when giving the gift, please remember to take a screenshot and post on this thread! Thanks for doing this again this year! Merry Christmas!

@Xenith @Isoking shit

Bump. Picking names in around a week.

Hello again gamers. It is time for the annual "Ely Secret Santa"! This is our 5th year doing it. If you would like to join, please reply to this thread with your in game name as well as your discord profile. Around December 18th, I will collect everyones names and put them into a random generator to decide who gets who. I will then let you know and you can give the gift anytime from then until (hopefully) before Christmas. Stealing the rules from last year (and the graphic ty @fm das) THE RULES You must get the person who is assigned to you a gift. The price does not matter, so please keep in mind you may get less than you give Don't spoil the surprise. Please do not tell the person you have them until you are gifting them their items You can begin giving gifts as soon as you are told who you have PLEASE remember to take a picture of what you are gifting and post a screenshot here with that. It is always fun to see what people get! If you sign up, you need to give something- don't be the one that ruins the holiday spirit. Merry Christmas and happy holidays! Boats

No support from me. It is only a 7 day mute for saying the n word.