Let me start off by saying the only reason I logged into this server for the first time was because I lost a bet to a 3 headed alligator in the swamps of Detriot, Michigan. But losing that game of strip scrabble was the best thing that even happened to me, because it lead me to the 9 collective braincells that the community shared on this server. We shared laughs and pixels in autistic displays of friendship, the sound of racial slurs faintly heard through the crisp edgeville air, and players who had overwhelming amounts of ingame gold but never knew the touch of a woman. Every adventure a rollercoaster of laughter and fun accompanied by the most vile things you've ever read. Even after the ely grind ended for some, they still log in for the community. I will remember you all, and also what kari did to that mutadile on April 15th, 2022.
You can come visit me botting the gem stall in world 319 until the server shuts down for good
Go gophers, and goodnight ely.