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So I think it's important to declare how many rats I'm facing. If there are 1000 rats infront of me I can maybe take out 398 before the rest overwhelm me but I want to imagine that this is supposed to be a fair fight off the bat so I would face a number where I could take out all but 1. So I could face 399 rats in open field combat, I would tuck my pantlegs into my boots and flail my arms as I start stomping them by the dozens because I know these fuckers are gonna start stacking and world war z me, as soon as their mass gets to about my waist I sweep the leg breaking their formation and taking tons of them out. 350 rats are dead now, I'm exhausted, the last 49 are circling me in groups of 7 trying to pincer me. Good thing I mained Eddy in Tekken because my latent capoeira skills kick in and I swiftly take out the last few packs. Panic strikes me as I look down and only count 348 bodies, then I hear the sound of the last rat behind me, got me lookin like Julius Cheesar as he dds specs me in the back.

I could probably curb stop about 5 of those bad boys before the weight of my actions takes a tolls on my emotions. Physically, I could probably drop about 194 of those cheese eating dipshits before they overpower me, but it would give my therapist a real challenge when the next session comes.